take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes
let’s all agree to never be creative again
Canadian Tumblr Post photoset #3
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so fucking sick, send help!
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
i always thought that morning wood was one of those things that people talked about but that didn’t actually happen
i didn’t realize that it was an actual real thing
i can’t not reblog because that fucking comment, I’m sitting in class trying not to cry. good god.